one time i put a hotdog in the microwave when i was like six, then i turned my back on it for a few seconds then all of a sudden i heard a horrible scream, it sounded like it was coming from right behind me so i turned and all i saw was the hotdog in the microwave with it's insides showing.........i was alone in my house at the time 0.o
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Creepy yet funny...have you ever found out what the "scream" was? or was it just the hot dog exploding?
ok the rooster goes cockadoodle do!
the hooker goes any cook wll do!
:D
You misspelled cock ._. anyways thank you for the answer. You gave me 3 minutes of joy :D And now, back to boredom. Awaiting more stories :D
hm......well i have a other joke
what do you get when you cut a cat in half?
A dismembered screaming cat with about 12 seconds to live?
i don't know.....but it sounded like a genuine scream....hm or was it laughing?...OH WAIT the hotdog was laughing! not screaming!still creepy as hell though...it sounded like the joker 0.0
Damn, I would have devoured that hot dog. After all, it is just a piece of meat. it can laugh all it wants but that wont stop you from crapping it out in a few hours
the answer is you get two pussy
XD
Bleeding half dismembered pussy? Thanks, but no thanks :D
*slaps face* great now i feel like a clown at a buniess man convention :/
Who says clowns can't do buisness?
Okay here's my story.
I took a shower and then when I came out and my hair dried it became massively curly and frizzy because my hair is not naturally straight (which suckss) and then I put my favorite hat on and now i look fucking awesome :D... and i have to straighten my hair like every day. which sucks. oh okay
since you have a camera, put a picture up of yourself :D
KTHXBAI.
Hats can fix ALL hair problems :D except fro's ._. those are impossible. And when i get my phone back (i kinda lost it) i will take that pic :D
cute fat dog :3
Fat, cute, huggable, loveable. everything a dog must be to succeed in life.
oh sweet, i hope you get your phone back soon hahaa.
Last i saw it was like 2 weeks ago :'( i'll find it though.
sirauron126
well i don't have a story but here's a joke:
whats? the differents between a hooker and a rooster?
PliskinMantis
Hmmm... i know it has something to do with the whole "cock" a doodle doo crap so i'm not really sure.