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Posted by PliskinMantis - September 4th, 2008

Well, I'm officially bored right now. So I'm just going to be saying a couple of things. First off...idk. i guess it would be cool if a couple of people posted some cool stories or something :D just for fun. And my dog says "Hi". it's a big fat beagle, and he eats McDonalds. Not the best choice, but he is somehow healthy, and don't worry, he eats normal dog food too. My other dog, Trinity is a small beagle is afraid of everything, so don't expect a picture from her. Unless you want me to go on an amazing adventure in order for me to find a blind spot on her. So...yeah. Bye for now

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sirauron126 2008-09-04 21:52:26

well i don't have a story but here's a joke:
whats? the differents between a hooker and a rooster?

PliskinMantis 2008-09-04 21:52:26

Hmmm... i know it has something to do with the whole "cock" a doodle doo crap so i'm not really sure.

kenny6 2008-09-04 21:53:26

one time i put a hotdog in the microwave when i was like six, then i turned my back on it for a few seconds then all of a sudden i heard a horrible scream, it sounded like it was coming from right behind me so i turned and all i saw was the hotdog in the microwave with it's insides showing.........i was alone in my house at the time 0.o

PliskinMantis 2008-09-04 21:53:26

Creepy yet funny...have you ever found out what the "scream" was? or was it just the hot dog exploding?

sirauron126 2008-09-04 22:01:38

ok the rooster goes cockadoodle do!
the hooker goes any cook wll do!
:D

PliskinMantis 2008-09-04 22:01:38

You misspelled cock ._. anyways thank you for the answer. You gave me 3 minutes of joy :D And now, back to boredom. Awaiting more stories :D

sirauron126 2008-09-04 22:10:16

hm......well i have a other joke
what do you get when you cut a cat in half?

PliskinMantis 2008-09-04 22:10:16

A dismembered screaming cat with about 12 seconds to live?

kenny6 2008-09-04 22:20:05

i don't know.....but it sounded like a genuine scream....hm or was it laughing?...OH WAIT the hotdog was laughing! not screaming!still creepy as hell though...it sounded like the joker 0.0

PliskinMantis 2008-09-04 22:20:05

Damn, I would have devoured that hot dog. After all, it is just a piece of meat. it can laugh all it wants but that wont stop you from crapping it out in a few hours

sirauron126 2008-09-04 22:26:59

the answer is you get two pussy
XD

PliskinMantis 2008-09-04 22:26:59

Bleeding half dismembered pussy? Thanks, but no thanks :D

sirauron126 2008-09-04 22:33:18

*slaps face* great now i feel like a clown at a buniess man convention :/

PliskinMantis 2008-09-04 22:33:18 (Updated 2008-09-04 23:01:11)

Who says clowns can't do buisness?

marianne13 2008-09-05 00:26:38

Okay here's my story.
I took a shower and then when I came out and my hair dried it became massively curly and frizzy because my hair is not naturally straight (which suckss) and then I put my favorite hat on and now i look fucking awesome :D... and i have to straighten my hair like every day. which sucks. oh okay

since you have a camera, put a picture up of yourself :D
KTHXBAI.

PliskinMantis 2008-09-05 00:26:38

Hats can fix ALL hair problems :D except fro's ._. those are impossible. And when i get my phone back (i kinda lost it) i will take that pic :D

ShadowChao96 2008-09-05 01:18:19

cute fat dog :3

PliskinMantis 2008-09-05 01:18:19

Fat, cute, huggable, loveable. everything a dog must be to succeed in life.

marianne13 2008-09-05 17:15:45

oh sweet, i hope you get your phone back soon hahaa.

PliskinMantis 2008-09-05 17:15:45

Last i saw it was like 2 weeks ago :'( i'll find it though.

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